Mixed Opens: where love is tested harder than broken putters. On 10 August, four couples tied for the win—same score, very different stories.
By the turn we’d seen every flavour of disaster: tee shots aimed at counties that don’t exist, wedges used like spades, and putting strokes that should come with a government warning. The winners ground out pars; everyone else wrote a memoir on the back nine titled It Was The Wind. If you carded more blobs than birdies, congratulations — you played the authentic Tadmarton experience.
“45 points is impressive; explaining a six on a par-3 to your partner is legendary.”
Think you can do better? Prove it. Bring your best swing, your worst excuses, and a calculator for the card. Then send us your carnage — scores, selfies, and the one shot you’ll lie about forever — and we’ll roast it here next week.